Pokemon Story Time

There was once a young boy who lived in a town called New Bark. In his town, there was a professor, who dabbled in science and technologies that most could never understand.

When the boy turned 10 years old, this professor decided to let the young man test something out, a few rare examples of obedient animals called P'kehmon. These creatures were truly evil, for they were like demons forced into servitude. One had foul weeds growing out of its necrotic flesh. Another spewed fires from hell at all that challenged it. The third was a reptile that could stand, and used its own bile as a weapon. The boy, who was quite scared of these P'kehmon, and the foolish mortal professor, forced himself to pick the capsule which contained the reptile, named Totod'ylth.

Fearing that the mad professor might release his findings onto the world, the boy ran away, only to find hellish weeds had grown outside of his town. In these weeds lurked huge rat monsters and aberrations that need not be named. The boy's Toto'ylth made short work of the creatures, but something was odd about the way it always seemed to smirk. The boy found that the beast had a ravenous hunger, and devoured the remains of its foes.

The boy was indeed frightened, but had his thoughts turned to a nearby tree with a berry growing out of it. He decided to eat the berry, for it looked tasty and he had missed lunch on account of running away and all.

A few months later, he died of indigestion.

The end.