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Back from vacation. Let's do a quiz I saw :iconnoirnoctowl: doing.

[x] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today.
[x] - You have choked on something.
[ ] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
[X] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 5

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets. (Not anymore...)
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[X] - You like jewelry. (Rings are nice.)
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[X] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[ ] - You like pirates.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.

TOTAL SO FAR = 10

[X] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[ ] - You like to eat eggs.
[X] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 13

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[ ] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[ ] - You cuss a lot.
[x] - You believe in aliens
[x] - You play video games.
[ ] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 17

[ ] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[X] - You have used tarot before. (I forget where I found the cards)
[ ] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome.
[ ] - You like ~Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's.
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[ ] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 18

[x] - You like fire. (Fire is fun.)
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America.
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[ ] - You will tag people to do this.

TOTAL SO FAR = 21

[X] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[ ] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[X] - You have a fetish for something.
[ ] - You fidget a lot.
[ ] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[x] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[X] - You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 27

[ ] - You can cook well.
[ ] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat. (I used to own a black cat)
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy. (Hi not-Noir)
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[X] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz. (Well letsee what comes out.)
[x] - You have run away from something.
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 33

[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together. (Fruit drinks on the other hand...)
[x] - You have done an odd experiment. (SCIENCE!)
[ ] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[X] - Your grandmother(S) are still alive. (Both of em)
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[ ] - Your hair is brown. Natural color.
[ ] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 35

[X] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[x] - You live near a body of water.
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 45

Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm __, ______________". (Put your answer in the blank.)

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

... Better than Genital lice.
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Merry Christmas

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Happy Hollikkahs or whatever thing you celebrate this year!

Not much to say, I'm going on a vacation the day after Christmas, probably wont get to see my messages until a week later. Merry Christmas.
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Took me two days to write a journal entry about it. Hope you guys had fun trick-or-treating*! I'm starting to get drawings done again too, stuff planned includes a comic about Starcraft 2 and some Minecraft stuff, maybe a little Star Control picture. If you do not have Minecraft yet, get it. It's awesome**. If you need reasons, look some up. I've managed to get two friends addicted without even trying***.

*Eating the candy you were supposed to pass out and staying home
**It Is awesome
***All I did was talk about it. Does that count as trying?
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I haven't updated my journal all this month! I should at least give a status update...
I have around 8 drawings that I should put up but I'm too lazy to color them right now...
Annnd what else... Not much really. Been playing some old games. Star Control 2, RealMyst, stuff like that.
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I DID IT

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Challenged by :iconjwmidnight:

Comment and I'll
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your dA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal
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